People Actually Said This
… and it’s true!


Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever because we should not live forever, because if we were
supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever.”
—Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest


“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
—Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
anti-smoking campaign.


“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.”
—Winston Bennett, University of KY basketball forward


“We’re going to turn this team around 360°!”
—Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks


“China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.”
—Former French President Charles De Gaulle


“I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.”
—Former US Vice-President Dan Quayle


“We all know that a zebra cannot change his spots.”
—Former US Vice-President Al Gore


“When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, but we
knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them and it
was clear who them was. Today, we’re not so sure who the
they are, but we know they’re there.”
—US President George W. Bush, on the Cold War


“It isn’ pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
—again, Danny Quayle


Laugh, everyone, at their badly spoken English! haHA! haHA!



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